Recently, my husband & I went out with friends and left our 8-yr-old daughter, Erin, with some of her friends and a babysitter.
My husband, being the eternal smart aleck that he is, warned them that he didn't want to come back and find them with any tattoos, a belly button ring, etc.
The next day, our daughter emerged from her bedroom and said, "Daddy? Remember when you told me not to get a belly button ring last night? Well, I got TWO!"
She then showed him this: