Erin walks into the bathroom yesterday as I'm getting ready for work.
Erin: Gosh, it smells like HAMSTER in here!
Me: Oh, I'm sorry. I must've gotten carried away with my hamster perfume again.
Erin: *blink blink*
Me: Next time, I'll try the guinea pig scent. It's not as strong.
P.S. There are no rodents in the house.